Blonde In The Circle

"Blonde Execution"

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette,
one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the
executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone
is startled and looks around. She escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the
executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..."

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is
startled and looks around. She escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings
her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ...
Aim!! ..."

...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

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"Blonde In The Circle"

One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when
he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a
little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated
to be tailgated, so he stops his truck and walks over to
the car, which had also stopped and said,

"Hey, lady, if you don't stop tailgating me, I'm going to
bust up your car."

So he gets back in truck and drives away.

A little while later he looks in his rearview mirror, and
sees the blonde tailgating him again. So he stops his
truck, gets out, and walks over to the car, saying,

"Hey lady, stop tailgating me, or I'll bust up your car."

So he gets back in his truck and drives away.

A little while later he again looks in his rearview mirror,
and once again the blonde is tailgating him. So he
stops his truck, walks over to the car, and says,

"Lady, get out."

So the blonde steps out of her car, and the truck driver
draws a circle on the roadside, saying,

"Now don't step out of that circle."

Then he proceeds to bust up the blonde's car. Smashing
the windshields and windows.

And the blonde starts laughing.

The truck driver rips out the seats, and busts all the tires.

And the blonde keeps laughing.

He takes a sledge hammer from his truck, and pounds in
the frame, rips out the steering wheel, cuts the brake lines,
etc, until the car is completely totaled.

And the blonde is still laughing.

The truck driver walks over to the blonde, and says, "Lady,
I just completely totaled your car, and you're still laughing.
What is so funny?????"

The blonde replies, giggling, "I stepped out the circle and
you didn't see me!!!!!!!!"
Received on Mon Sep 13 02:27:48 2004