Gift to a Teacher

"Three Little Pigs"

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the
part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with
the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir,
but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do
you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he
said, "'Holy Crap! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.

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"Gift to a Teacher"

It was the end of the school year and the students were
giving their teacher gifts. The teacher knew the profession
of the kids' parents so she would guess what they got her.

The florist's daughter gave her a box, she put it over
her head and shook it. "Are they flowers?" asked the
teacher, the student replied, "How did you know?"

Then the candy shop owner's son came with a box, she
put it over her head and said "Is it candy?" The
student said, "How'd you know??"

Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the
teacher saw the box leaking. She put her finger on it,
sucked juice of the finger and said, "Is it wine?"

Johnny shook his head. Then she licked it again, "Vodka?"

Johnny replied, "Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!"
Received on Tue Sep 7 06:57:59 2004