Potty Training

"Potty Training"

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.

The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by
his mother to always Be Polite and don't talk about private
matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does
not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself.

Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the
restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns
to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go
powder my nose." And saying that he leaps out of the
sandbox and runs to the washroom.

When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and
asks, "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes," said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well, then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your
compact because your lipstick is hanging out!"
Received on Fri Oct 29 12:10:53 2004