Three Grenades

"Three Grenades"

Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide
to take them to the police station.

"What if one of them explodes before we get there?"
asks Clem.

"Don't worry about it," says Bubba. "We'll just lie and
tell them we only found two."

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"On Mexican Mule Time"

An American couple, on vacation with some friends, in
Mexico was shopping at the market to bring back a few
souvenirs. The time passed and the couple realized
that neither of them were wearing watches. They noticed
a little Mexican man laying down taking a siesta next to
a mule, with the largest set of testicles they had ever seen.

Trying not to stare at the huge mule nuts, they asked the
little Mexican man, "Excuse us, could you tell us what
time it is?"

The little Mexican man reaches his hand out under the
enormous set of nuts lifting them high and says "It's
3 o'clock."

Amazed by this, the American couple go off to find their
friends and tell them the amazing story. "This little Mexican
man over there, can tell time by lifting his mule's testicles!"

Curious and amazed by this, the friends want to see first
hand, so they go back and ask him what time it was.

Sure enough, the little Mexican man reaches out again,
cups his hands under the mule's nuts, lifts them up as
if to weigh them and says, "It is 3:15."

Their friends check the time on their watches and sure
enough, the little Mexican was correct.

Blown away by this, finally the American couple asks,
"It is just amazing, how do you do that?"

"Do what?" the Mexican asks

"Tell the time by lifting your mule's balls!"

"Ah," says the Mexican..."I just need to lift his balls, so I can
see that big church clock across the street."
Received on Thu Oct 28 11:38:10 2004