Psalm 23, For Today's PC Times

"Going Down"

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship
was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know
how to pray?"

One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know
how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest
of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

*****************************

"Psalm 23, For Today's PC Times"

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship,
and I am in a position of negative need.

He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and
conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential
aqueous accumulation.

He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological
makeup.

Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress
through the non-illuminated geological interstice of
mortality, terror sensations shall not be manifest within
me due to the proximity of omnipotence.

Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module
induce in me a pleasurable mood state.

You design and produce a nutrient-bearing support structure
in the context of non-cooperative elements.

You enact a head-related folk ritual utilizing vegetable extracts,
and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric
parameters.

Surely it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that your
inter-relational, emphatic, and non-vengeful attributes will
pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current
non-death period.

And I will possess tenant rights in the residential facility of
the London a permanently open-ended time basis.
Received on Sun Oct 24 01:56:12 2004