Jerry & Elaine

"Jerry & Elaine"

An elderly couple in a retirement community was
surprised by a knock on their door late one night.
Jerry, the husband got up to answer the door, only
to find a huge and intimidating man staring back
at him.

"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose
all my money in my own home!" the old man screamed.

"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a
rapist."

"Oh, thank goodness!" said Jerry with much relief.
Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"
Received on Fri Oct 15 02:26:48 2004