The 'Dear John' Letter

"The 'Dear John' Letter"

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was
annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off
their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the
unwanted photographs of women that he could find,
bundled them all together and sent them to her with
a note stating the following:

"Regret can not remember which one is you ... please
keep your photo and return the others."

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"No Arguing With Logic"

My Mother taught me LOGIC - "If you fall off that swing
and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE - "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD - "If you don't
pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't
you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE - "What
were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...
Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower
cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
Received on Sun Oct 3 05:12:36 2004