Asian Maidens

"Asian Maidens"

Three Asian maidens went into the pagoda to pray to Buddha.

The first maiden lit a joss stick and prayed, "Oh Buddha send
me a handsome Mandarin with a dragon on his chest."

The second maiden lit a joss stick and prayed, "Oh Buddha
send me a handsome Mandarin with two dragons on his chest."

The third maiden lit a joss stick and prayed, "Oh Buddha just
send me an American sailor with his draggin' on the ground."
Received on Fri Oct 1 13:13:38 2004