Up With Blondes

"Up With Blondes"

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't
done before, so she sets out to rent her first XXX-rated
adult video. She goes to the video store and, after
looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds
very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles,
slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in
the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but
static on the screen, so she calls the video store to
complain.

Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and
there's nothing on the tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems
with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner."
Received on Thu Nov 18 08:13:29 2004