Memory Problems

"Phone Call"

A little old lady's phone rings late one night and she
answers it. "Hello?"

"Hello," a deep rough voice on the other end says, "I
know you, you'd like me to push you down on the bed
and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over
and make love to you until morning."

The old lady looks at the phone blushing and in
amazement and replies, ....."You can tell all this
from a single 'Hello' ? "

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"Memory Problems"

Three old guys from the twilight home were given, as
a treat, a day at the beach. And it turned out to be a
nudist beach. They were watching the various young
women agog. When the prettiest of them all walked by,
one of the men said, "I'd like to give her a hug."

"I'd like to give her a kiss.," said the second man.

And the third old man said, '"What was that other
thing we used to do?"
Received on Thu May 27 09:30:51 2004