Bragging Rights

"Bragging Rights"

Four women are in a retirement home talking about their
sons and playing bridge.

The first one says her son's a lawyer and he's so rich,
he bought two Porsches, one for himself, and one for
his best friend.

The second woman says her son is a doctor and is so
rich, he bought two speedboats, one for himself, and
one for his best friend.

The third woman says that her son is the CEO of a
computer company and is so rich, that he bought two
mansions, one for himself and one for his best friend.
Then all three of the woman turn to Edna, the last one.

Edna says, "My son is a homosexual and doesn't have to
do anything because his boyfriends gave him a Porsche,
speedboat and a mansion."
Received on Wed May 26 06:32:45 2004