The Statue

"The Statue"

One evening, while her husband is away on a business
trip, the wife is at home having sex with her lover.

The headlights of a car pulling into the driveway
startle her, and she looks out the window to see her
husband getting out of a Taxi.

"Oh my god, it's my husband, he's home early!." She
shrieks.

"What are we going do?" the lover asks nervously.

"Quick, follow me! Forget the clothes, there's no
time!" She yells.

They both run out of the room completely naked, down
the back stairs and into the kitchen. Frantically, the
naked woman begins tearing through the cabinets,
pulls out a big metal tin full of flour and shoves it into
the naked man's arms.

"Here, sprinkle this all over yourself, then stand in
the corner and don't move a muscle!"

The man shrugs his shoulders. Not having time to
argue,he does as he's told.

A few moments later, the husband comes in and greets
his nude wife in the kitchen. The two begin a heavy
lovemaking session, during which,the husband says"
What's with the statue?" pointing to the naked, flour
covered man.

"Oh, uhh, i saw one just like it at the Smith's house
down the street,and i thought one would look really
good here." she responds nervously.

The husband thinks nothing more of it, and the two
move into the living room where they continue their
lovemaking.

A few hours later, when he is sure his wife is asleep,
the husband gets up, and goes into the kitchen.

He opens the fridge, makes a sandwich, pours a glass
of milk, then picks up both both, walks up to the statue
and says, "Here, eat this, I stood in the Smith house for
two days, and not a single SOB even offered me a
lousy glass of water."
Received on Tue May 11 09:22:14 2004