Pig Farm

"Pig Farm"

Irv Cohen was tired of the rat race of New York City.
He decided to move to the peace and quiet of the country.
He bought a small farm and moved away from the big city.
Not knowing what to do with the farm, he talked to his
neighbors. They suggested going to the local auction and
buying some live stock. Irv did just that. In fact, he got a
good deal on a dozen pigs at the auction. When he got
them home he realized they were all females so he talked
to his neighbor to see if he could bring his girls pigs over
to meet with his boy pigs so this man could get some
babies. The neighbor agreed and so Irv, the new farmer,
loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbors pigs.

That night he went back to pick them up and he asked his
neighbor, "How will I know if they are going to have little pigs?"
The neighbor said that they would start acting real different
and that he could just tell. So next morning he went and
checked his pigs and they were just acting normal so he
took them back to the neighbors again. Next morning same
thing no change so he took them back.

Next morning he was sitting at the table and he said to his
wife "Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are
acting different." She looked out the window and said,
"Well, I don't know how different you mean but 11 of them
are in the back of the truck and one is in the front
honking the horn!!!!!"
Received on Fri May 7 12:34:25 2004