Useless Parts

"Useless Parts"

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"

* He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple...

* Two calves that will never become cows...

* A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...

* A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...

* Twenty nails that won't hold a board...

* A chest that won't hold linen...

* Two breasts that won't give milk...

* Two buns that won't feed anyone...

* A belly button that won't button...

* Two balls that won't roll...

* An ass that won't pull a plow...

* An organ that won't play music...

* A c*ck that won't crow...

  .....And what are YOU laughing about?

  You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!!
Received on Tue May 4 12:21:15 2004