The Difference

"The Difference"

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.

"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.

"'Unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow
and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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"Water"

Teacher: "Spell 'Water',"

Girl: "HIJKLMNO."

Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"

Girl: "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."

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"Under Water"

A boy come home from school with his exam results.

"What did you get?" asked his father.

"My marks are under water," said the boy.

"What do you mean 'under water'?"

"They are all below 'C' level."
Received on Mon May 3 03:18:42 2004