Miscellaneous Jokes

"Miscellaneous Jokes"

A recent study found out which days men prefer
to have sex. It was discovered that men preferred
to engage in sexual activity on the days that started
with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why
men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
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The perfect breakfast.... As a man sees it:
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the
cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover
of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the
milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern
zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal
on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale
and a southern fairytale?
(A) A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time...."
A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap!"
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached
a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
Received on Tue Mar 30 20:05:32 2004