The Ten Commandments

"The Ten Commandments"

A Religious school teacher was discussing the
Ten Commandments with her five and six year
olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest
of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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"Photo Shoot"

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy
a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead. "
Received on Sun Mar 28 11:12:28 2004