Perfect

"Perfect"

Young son: Pop, did you know Mommy thinks
you're perfect?

Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?

Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.

Father: When was that?

Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.

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"Spanking"

Once there was a little boy who never got into
trouble. But one day, he broke a window, so
his dad said, "Go upstairs and think about
what you've done and I'll be up to give a spanking."

So this little boy is sitting upstairs, scared because
he's never gotten a spanking and doesn't know
what it's like. About 20 minutes later, his dad
comes up, spanks him, then goes back downstairs.

The little boy is just sitting there, crying. Suddenly
he stops, pulls his pants down, and backs up to the
mirror. He gasps in shock, then pulls his pants
back up.

He runs downstairs to his dad and says, "Are you
satisfied now, daddy? You cracked it!"
Received on Sun Mar 21 11:22:58 2004