What Color?

"What Color?"

A Frenchman bought a new pair of boots of which
he was very proud so he decided to go dancing in
a New Year's Eve party and give them a try. After
dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said,
"I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots," he said.

"Here" she said "dance with my sister an tell what
color she has on", the lady said.

After dancing a few minutes the Frenchman started
rubbing toes on his pant cuffs an started to dance
again. After a few minutes he ask the lady, "What color
panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sign of relief the young man said, "Oh good,
for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."
Received on Fri Mar 19 10:48:56 2004