Government Office Rules

"Government Office Rules"

  1) If it rings, put it on hold.

  2) If it clanks, call the repairman.

  3) If it whistles, ignore it.

  4) If it's a friend, take a break.

  5) If it's the boss, look busy.

  6) If it talks, take notes.

  7) If it's handwritten, type it.

  8) If it's typed, copy it.

  9) If it's copied, file it.

10) If it's Friday, forget it!

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"Man's Best Friend.... A Lawyer"

A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and
says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you.. "

The prisoner says. " Okay. What's the bad news? "

"The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a
stay of your execution...you go to the chair at 7 PM
tonight."

" Oh, that's horrible. What possibly could be the
good news ?"

"The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"
Received on Wed Mar 17 09:49:31 2004