Engine Failure

"Engine Failure"

There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an
airplane. About 1 hour into the flight the pilot
comes on and says over the intercom, "One of
our four engines is out; we will be about fifteen
minutes late arriving."

About 30 minutes later the pilot comes on the
intercom again and says, "There is a second
engine out; we will be about 30 minutes late."

Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again
and says "I'm sorry to say that there is a third
engine out; we'll be about 1 hour late arriving at our
destination."

The blonde turns to the man and says "Man, if that
forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day."

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"Engine Failure"

There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an
airplane. About 1 hour into the flight the pilot
comes on and says over the intercom, "One of
our four engines is out; we will be about fifteen
minutes late arriving."

About 30 minutes later the pilot comes on the
intercom again and says, "There is a second
engine out; we will be about 30 minutes late."

Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again
and says "I'm sorry to say that there is a third
engine out; we'll be about 1 hour late arriving at our
destination."

The blonde turns to the man and says "Man, if that
forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day."
Received on Fri Mar 12 11:19:16 2004