Twisted Cinderella Story

"Twisted Cinderella Story"

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but of course,
her evil stepsisters, and her evil stepmother wouldn't
let her, and off they went to the ball.

Cinderella, stayed home and cried, and cried, and
cried. Just then her Fairy G~dmother appeared and
said, "All right Cinderella, you can go to the ball ok?"

"Oh thank you Fairy G~dmother!" said Cinderella.

"But two things first." G~dmother said.

"What are these things?" said Cinderella.

"Well, you must wear a diaphragm." said Godmother.

"And what is the other thing?" said Cinderella.

"If you aren't home by 2:00 in the morning, your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin!"

"OK G~dmother." said Cinderella, and off she
went to the ball.

Cinderella didn't come home until 5:00 in the morning.
But, when she did, she came home looking happy,
and "very" satisfied.

"Cinderella, where have you been? You were
supposed to be home 3 hours ago!!"

"Well G~dmother, I met a wonderful man who took
care of everything!"

"Well, who is this man?" the G~dmother demanded.
"I want to know!"

"I'm not sure." said Cinderella. "Peter, Peter,
something or other?"
Received on Tue Mar 9 17:50:34 2004