The Golden Key

"The Golden Key"

Three women died and went to heaven. At the gate
they met St. Peter who asked them how they died.

Woman 1: St. Peter I have always been a good
woman. I was happily married and I never had an
outside relationship. One day I went for a walk and
my heart gave out on me.

St. Peter: Bless you my child. Take the golden key
and go the golden door. Your reward will be with
you soon.

Woman 2: St Peter I was also a good woman, but
I cheated on my husband a couple of times. I went
out one day to meet my lover and was killed in a
car crash.

St. Peter: Forgiveness is a part of life here. Take
the silver key and go to the silver door. Your reward
will be with you soon.

Woman 3: (aggressively) Peter boy, I had sex with
everybody. I loved it so much. One of my many lovers
caught me betraying him and killed me.

St. Peter: Take this key and go to my door, I will be
there with you soon.
Received on Mon Mar 8 03:28:42 2004