Mad Cow Disease

"Mad Cow Disease"

A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a
farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.

The Lady: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect
information about the reason that causes Mad Cow
Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, "Do you
know that the bull screws the cow once a year?

The Lady (getting embarrassed): "Well sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between
this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?

The Farmer: Well Madam, do you know that we milk
the cow four times a day?

The Lady: Sir, this is really valuable information, but
what about getting to the point?

The Farmer: I am getting to the point Madam. Just
imagine, if I was playing with your breasts four times a
day and only 'doing' you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?
Received on Wed Jun 23 09:22:18 2004