Seat Belt

"Most Wanted"

A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin
board, of the 10 most wanted men.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," answered the policeman.

"Well," wondered the child, "why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"

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"Seat Belt"

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her
to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt
on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped
it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said,
"I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe
in wearing it at all times?"

"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with
it looped through your steering wheel?"
Received on Sun Jun 20 03:14:56 2004