Forgetfulness

"Forgetfulness"

William's wife started noticing how forgetful he was
becoming. Being the concerned wife, she convinced
him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when
the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness,
the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was
troubling him.

"Well," William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm
never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether
I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going
to do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really need your help.
  What can I do?"

The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his
kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."

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"If Men Got Pregnant..."

Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.

There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one
health problem.

All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent
effectiveness.

Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet
trained.

Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from
dates by 10:00pm.

Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.

They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles
as an entree.

Women would rule the world!
Received on Sat Jun 12 12:26:35 2004