New Rules To Clean Up NYC

"About Frost"

My English professor was stopped for speeding. When
asked why she was driving so fast, she quoted Robert
Frost: "I have promises to keep and miles to go before
I sleep."

"But, Miss," replied the officer, obviously familiar
with the poet, "Frost chose the road less traveled,
and, unfortunately for you, this wasn't it."

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"Elevator"

One day I dashed to the elevator swinging my arms.
As I entered, I swung my hand around and accidentally
cupped a male co-worker's crotch.

"Next time," he said, "why don't you take me out for
dinner and a movie first?"

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"New Rules To Clean Up NYC"

Fake Rolex salesmen Must offer Fake Warranty
information

New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not exceed
12 minutes

Only 7 Starbucks per block

Getting rats out of subway and putting them back in
the restaurants where they belong

Change meaning of middle finger gesture to "lookin'
good, neighbor."

Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman shows up,
hand him a broom and a pooper scooper.

All drive-by gunmen must carpool on week days.

If Yankees win the World Series again they can clean
up the ticker tape themselves.

Forming task force to get Clinton to move to New Jersey.

Selling sex on street corners after 2 AM is now
prohibited, unless it's half price.

Women's Rights Groups have won a court action to
rename the famous street " Broadway " to " His and Her Way"

Grant's Tomb only had 22 visitors last year, so the
city has licensed it to a Kosher Sushi Bar franchise.
Received on Thu Jun 3 09:40:00 2004