Proof of Age

"Proof of Age"

I went into a liquor store the other day without my
ID, and the clerk asked me, "Are you 21?"

At first I was flattered when he asked for an ID. I
told him I had not brought it because I thought I
looked over 21. Then he asked me to smile, so I
grinned at him. He stuck his face over the counter,
peered at me closely, and just handed me the bottle.

I asked, "What were you looking at?"

He said, "Your crow's feet."

I asked, "Why didn't you just ask me to pull up my
shirt and show you my sagging breasts?"
Received on Wed Jun 2 09:44:45 2004