Memory Test

"Two Guys, any Brains?"

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend,
"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again
tomorrow."

The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat,
the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?"

His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom
of the boat."

The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get
that same boat today!?!?"

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"Memory Test"

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times
three?"

"274" was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn.
What is three times three?"

"Tuesday", replies the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's
three times three?"

"Nine", says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from
Tuesday."
Received on Fri Jul 23 08:23:57 2004