Buzzzzy Bee

"Buzzzzy Bee"

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when
suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end.
Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also
quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull
up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes
a mad dash to the doctor.

The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too
far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband
that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey
on his organ and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife is
screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general
panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says
he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.
Naturally, they both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage,
so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and
instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the
wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with
vigor. The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to
drown the bastard!"
Received on Fri Jul 23 08:22:41 2004