The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother

"The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother"

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her
front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden
a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her
that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."

POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."

POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's trusty cat wanders across
the porch in front of them.

"Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?"
she asks.

POOF! There before her stands a young man more
handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes
her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his
catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry
you had me neutered, aren't you?"
Received on Wed Jul 14 06:32:37 2004