Garage Fear

"Airplane Story"

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering
out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she
could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally,
she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you
should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on
and has been for some time."

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"Garage Fear"

Sherry meets up with Jill as she is picking her car up
from the mechanic. Sherry asks, "Everything ok with
your car now?"

Jill replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that
my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved
when he told me all I needed was $12 worth of blinker
fluid."

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"Passwords"

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track
of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,"
and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have
at least four characters."
Received on Tue Jul 13 10:06:26 2004