Dog's Duty

"Dog's Duty"

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon
full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian
dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, he's just for good luck.

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use
the dog's she said firmly, " to find the fire hydrant."

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"Proper Conduct"

Little Johnny was late for class, and when he saw that
the door was already closed, he opened it and went into
the classroom tentatively. He very quietly shut the door
and tiptoed to his seat hoping not to get the teacher
after him.

This upset the teacher, who said him, "Johnny, is this
how your father would have come in - late and sneaking
to his seat? Go out and try it again, and get it right this
time!"

So, Little Johnny left the room and shut the door behind
him quietly, as he'd come in. Then a moment later, he
flung open the door with a clatter and stomped back
into the room with a lit cigarette dangling from his lips.
He slammed the door behind him, put his cigarette out
on the carpet with his foot and said, "So Honey, didn't
expect ME, did ya?"
Received on Sun Jul 4 08:47:49 2004