Quest For The Perfect Garden

"Quest For The Perfect Garden"

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her
vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't
get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden,
which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day
and inquired of him his secret.

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice
each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose
myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with
embarrassment."

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and
proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.

Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check
her progress.

"So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No," she replied..."But you should see the size of my
cucumbers!
Received on Fri Jan 30 06:40:13 2004