Modern Math & Fun Statistics

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Tue Jan 27 2004 - 06:35:35 EST

"Modern Math & Fun Statistics"

  * Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

  * 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us
never do.

  * Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7%
of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

  * 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

  * 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

  * 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).

  * The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10
years ago it was a 34B.

  * 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

  * 82% believe in an afterlife.

  * 45% believe in ghosts.

  * 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

  * 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

  * 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

  * 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for
an Item.

  * 69% eat the cake before the frosting.

  * When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight
from the carton.

  * 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.

  * 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

  * Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

  * 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic
surgery.

  * 53% of women will not leave the house without
makeup on.

  * 58% of women paint their nails regularly.

  * 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down
after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to
ALWAYS find it up.

  * 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom
while they're using the toilet.

  * 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
17% have been caught by the host.

  * 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.

  * 29% of us ignore RSVP.

  * 71.6% of us eavesdrop.

  * 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

  * 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even
for a night for a million bucks.

  * 53% read their horoscopes regularly.

  * 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the
opposite sex.

  * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their
bride's hand.

  * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

  * 6% propose over the phone.

  * 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
Received on Tue Jan 27 06:35:35 2004

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