Girls Night Out

"Girls Night Out"

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out,
but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
home they needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a head
stone or something.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw
them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin was
lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.
They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other
husband and said, "These darn girls nights out have
got to stop. My wife came home last night without her
panties!"

"That's nothing!" said the other. "Mine came back with
a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt cheeks
that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you'."
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:37:38 2004