Crying

"Prescription"

The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office
with a serious complaint.

"Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive."

"Come on now, Mr. Peters," the doctor said, "your sex
drives all in your head."

"That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."

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"Crying"

"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically,
coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb,
crying his heart out.
"I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!"
So the old man sat down and wept too.
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:32:30 2004