True Meanings Of Male Statements

"True Meanings Of Male Statements"

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "I need you." True Meaning:
"My hand is tired."

Statement: "I am different from all the other guys."
True Meaning: "I am not circumcised."

Statement: "I want a commitment."
True Meaning: "I'm sick of masturbation."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared
about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't
rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it."
True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have
her legs around my head."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but
a pillow over the head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "I miss you so much."
True Meaning: "I am so horny that my male
roommate is starting to look good."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "How do I compare with all your other
boyfriends?"
True Meaning: "Is my p*nis really that small?"

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who the hell are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and
you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and
you're going to find out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid
and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I'll give you a call."
True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off
by wild dogs than see you again."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when
I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you
call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering
machine."
Received on Sun Jan 4 03:10:07 2004