Witch Doctor

"Witch Doctor"

After a few years of married life, a man finds that
he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and
his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally,
the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and
refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am
at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.

The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws
some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke. The witchdoctor says "This
is powerful healing, but you can only use it once
a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall
rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens
when it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or
your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down.
But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to
surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is
lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly
he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
Received on Sun Jan 4 03:06:33 2004