Windy Day

"Windy Day"

A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes
from a shopping spree, was walking down
the street when all of a sudden a strong wind
lifts her skirt. The hillbilly standing nearby just
looked and smiled.

The woman snaps at him, "Well, I can see
that you're no gentleman!"

The hillbilly replies, "And I kin see you ain't one,
neither!"

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"A Shopping Man"

When it comes to wine I'm very particular about what I buy.
There are two things I look for before making my selection.

First, the word "Wine" must appear somewhere on the
label. This is something I insist on.

Second, I look for a sign nearby that says "On Sale."

Follow these two rules and you won't go far wrong.
Received on Sun Jan 4 03:03:31 2004