Lobsters

"Juggler"

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by
a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks
into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives
in the back seat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those
knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So
the man gets out of his car and begins juggling
the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys
in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking.
These new sobriety tests are hard."

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"Lobsters"

A police officer was driving his patrol car down next
to a beach when he noticed a man knee deep in the
water holding two red things, he wasn't sure what they
were. The officer made his way down the sand to meet
the man standing in the water. As he approached he
noticed that the two red things were lobsters.

The officer said to the man "its illegal to be poaching
for lobsters, you know."

"What are you talking about?" he said startled, "these
are my pet lobsters".

"Sure they are!" replied the policeman.

"No, I'm serious. I will throw them into the waves and
call them back. They will come".

"This I have to see." Chuckled the officer.

So the man launched the two lobsters back into the
ocean and stood there watching them.

"I thought you said you could call those two lobsters
back." said the cop.

"Lobsters?" replied the man, "What lobsters?"
Received on Sun Jan 4 02:43:35 2004