Baddest Man

"Baddest Man"

A guy 4'6" tall walks into a bar and orders a
drink then stands up and yells across the bar,
"Who is the baddest man in here?"

This guy 6'4" stands up and says "I am."

Well, the little guy goes over and whips the crap
out of the big man and leaves.

Next day same thing little man orders a drink and
proceeds to whip the crap out of the baddest
man in the bar and then leaves. This goes on for
2 weeks straight. Finally the bartender decides to
do something so he buys a mean man-eating gorilla.

Next day the little man comes in orders a drink says
"Who's the baddest man here?"

Bartender says, "He's in the bathroom!"

After 10 minutes of screaming and yelling the little
guy comes out of the bathroom and tells the bartender,
"When the guy in the bathroom wakes up, tell him his
fur coat is in the trash can."
Received on Thu Feb 26 10:43:04 2004