Murphy's Laws On Work

"Phone Number Trick"

1) Punch the 1st three digits of your home phone #
into your calculator [without the area code].
2) Multiply by 80.
3) Add 1.
4) Multiply by 250.
5) Add the last four digits of your home phone #.
6) Add the last four digits of your home phone # again.
7) Subtract 250.
8) Divide by 2.

Recognize the number? Now, what crazy (genius?)
person had the time to think of this?!?

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"Murphy's Laws On Work"

Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the
beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Important letters that contain no errors will
develop errors in the mail.

There is never enough time to do it right the
first time, but there is always enough time to do
it over.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get
done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely
proportional to the number of pens that person
is carrying.

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it
makes it worse.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
Received on Mon Feb 16 10:17:17 2004