A Sweet Story

"A Sweet Story"

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse
on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped
out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart,
how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million
Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my
Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't
help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy
to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I
could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my
Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat, and she
started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was touching my Peter Pan and ZagNut,
and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk
Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old
Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I
said, "Hey Chicklet, no funny stuff." I said, "Look you
little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver.
Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up
your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she
  was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're
better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my
Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut
Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty,
when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow
Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped...........
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Baby Ruth!
Received on Thu Feb 12 16:17:46 2004