Faithful Wife

"Faithful Wife"

The husband finally got wise to the fact his wife
was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator
to follow her, and in less than a week, had all the
information that he needed on the "other man."

The husband convinced himself that his marriage
would still be a loving and trustworthy one had this
S.O.B. not come into the picture. Being a man of
the technology age and all, he decided to handle
the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated
and business-like manner.

He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:

"Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that for some
time now you have been carrying on an affair with
my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an
intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM
next Friday."

The "other man" was highly amused by the
husband's formal manner and sent the following
reply:

"Dear Sir,

I have received a copy of the your mass mailing this
morning. You may be advised that I will attend the
scheduled conference in your office's auditorium."
Received on Mon Feb 9 10:10:37 2004