Beep! Beep!

"Beep! Beep!"

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old
granddaughter and beeped the horn by
mistake. She turned and looked at him for
an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!"
afterwards.

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"Birthday Gift"

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a
party, made a pitch for some free professional
advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest
giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she
asked.

"First I'd have to know more about the child,"
the psychologist hedged.

The woman took a deep breath. "He's very
bright and quick-witted and exceptionally
advanced for his age," she said. "He has good
coordination, expresses himself very well..."

"Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It's YOUR child!"
Received on Sun Feb 8 01:05:20 2004