Get It While You Can

"Get It While You Can"

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a
neighbor was called as a witness.

The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get
any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"

"No sir." answered the man.

"Did you ever get any from his wife?"

"No sir."

"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"

"Uh... excuse me sir," the witness said, "but
we're still talking about drugs here, right?"
Received on Thu Dec 30 09:24:22 2004