Half Century Age Difference

"Half Century Age Difference"

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to
get rich quick. So she proceeded to find
herself a rich 73 year old man planning to
screw him to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without
any problem, in spite of the half-century
age difference. On the first night of her
honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for
him to come out of the bathroom to come to
bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on
except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection,
and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a
pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked,
"What are those for?"

The old man replied, "There are just two things
I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming,...
and the smell of burning rubber!"
Received on Tue Dec 28 10:22:23 2004