Drinking Buddies

"Drinking Buddies"

One man was downing them faster than usual when
the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?"

The man said, "I'm drinking to the memory of my wife. She
was a saint on earth. She went to church every single
morning, spent her days reading and quoting the
Scriptures, sang hymns and psalms all evening, filled
our house with religious statues and paintings, and
invited priests and nuns to dinner three times a week."

"She sounds like an angel," the second man commented,
"I suppose the good Lord took her early to Himself."

"No," the first man replied. "I strangled her."

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"Signs You're Drinking a "Chick Beer"

Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself
asking a friend to come along.

Warning label states: "Caution: May make butt look fat."

After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating
actually *is* a sport.

Your belches come out potpourri-scented.

You still cry into your eighth one, but now it's because
the guy on the next stool is wearing the same outfit.

The slogan: "Get that bloated feeling *any* day of the
month!"

The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation
from Oprah's Beer Club.
Received on Wed Dec 22 05:48:37 2004