Matchmaker.. Matchmaker.. II

"Matchmaker.. Matchmaker.. II"

Male

  40-ish.................. 59 and looking for 25-32 yr-old
  Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
  Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
  Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
  Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
  Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
  Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack
  Good looking............ Arrogant
  Honest.................. Pathological Liar
  Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
  Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
  Mature.................. Until you get to know him
  Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's
not interested
  Physically fit.......... spends a lot of time in front of mirror
admiring himself
  Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
  Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother on
  Easter Sunday
  Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
  Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding sex or a beer
Received on Thu Dec 16 09:56:04 2004